Archive for the ‘Kate Critic’ Category

June 8, 2012 308

Was Kate Middleton Caught Adjusting her Hair Extensions?

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During the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee river pageant, Kate Middleton was seen making a very peculiar adjustment to her hair. While aboard the Royal barge, she candidly grabbed and moved the hair at her scalp between  the lower crown of her head and upper nape of her neck. View the Duchess’ move by visiting ITN News [...]

June 4, 2012 144

Kate Middleton’s Red McQueen Dress: Too Flashy for the Jubilee

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Kate Middleton wore a perfectly tailored Alexander McQueen dress in a daring shade of red to Saturday’s magnificent river pageant to celebrate Queen Elizabeth II’s Diamond Jubilee. It may be the most figure flattering dress Kate has ever worn, but the fire engine-colored cry for attention was completely uncalled for and inappropriate on a day [...]

May 31, 2012 98

Kate Middleton Shopping Photos Banned in the UK: But Why?

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According to the Guardian, these photos of Kate Middleton at the supermarket, Tesco, in December 2011 were just banned from publication in the United Kingdom (1). Heat Magazine, which published one of the photos (in the UK) last year, recently apologized to Kate after her lawyers accused them of harassment and violating her privacy (2). Why have Kate and her legal team singled [...]

April 2, 2012 476

William & Kate Vacation AGAIN: So Many Excuses, So Little Time!

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When Prince William returned from his six week RAF assignment in the Falklands last week, he and Kate Middleton wasted no time packing their bags and jetting off to a luxury ski resort (1). On March 24th, The Mirror reported that, according to an unnamed source, William thoughtfully planned the “romantic” trip to Switzerland to surprise Kate and make [...]

March 3, 2012 239

Kate Middleton’s Family Keeps Cashing In

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Before Kate Middleton married Prince William, most of the world had never heard of the small internet-based party supply store owned by her parents, Mike and Carole Middleton. The same was true of her unruly sister, Pippa Middleton, whose fame launched on the day of the Royal Wedding. Now that the Middletons are royally connected, [...]

February 4, 2012 215

Are Kate Middleton’s Upcoming Solo Engagements Damage Control?

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Reportedly, Kate Middleton is delving into her charity work while Prince William is away on a six week RAF assignment in the Faulklands (1; 3). According to a St. James Palace spokesperson (via the Mirror), she paid a private visit to an Action on Addiction treatment center in Wiltshire on February 2 (1). As per [...]

January 20, 2012 318

Kate Middleton: Top 10 Missteps of 2011 Part II

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Now that Kate Middleton’s 30th birthday has come to pass, it’s high time for her to start correcting the mistakes of her unproductive past. In this sequel to Part I of Kate’s Top 10 Missteps of 2011, the countdown continues with her top 5 most dreadful offenses last year. 5. She refused the infamous peanut [...]

January 2, 2012 205

Kate Middleton: Top 10 Missteps of 2011 Part I

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With the fresh arrival of 2012, it’s the perfect time to review the top ten missteps Kate Middleton made in 2011! It’s been a huge year for the quasi fashion icon: With the Royal Wedding and marriage to Prince William under her belt, she became a duchess, toured Canada and met celebrities in L.A., was finally [...]

December 29, 2011 39

Kate Middleton: Daily Mail Writer’s Laughable Apology

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This article has been removed. Upon considering the insight of my brilliant readers, I have grown to disagree with my own initial analysis of Amanda Platell’s article on the Mail Online, “Kate, I’m sorry for getting you so wrong,” (12/24/2011). Upon first reading Platell’s apology, I believed it was insincere and the attempt of yet [...]

December 9, 2011 213

Is Kate Middleton Killing Animals to Impress the Royal Family?

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Kate Middleton is under fire since photographs of her with a rifle in hand surfaced last month (1). Supposedly, she’s honing her shooting skills for the Royals’ traditional Boxing Day pheasant hunt at Sandringham on December 26th (1). This will be her first Christmas in the Royal Family, and it’s said that she’s very serious [...]